Tengu, 2xdrake, 2xcaracal, myrm, and a rook v.s. two vigils. Hilarity ensues.

This post starts with me scanning down a drake running a mission. I warp to it in my Vigil, and start looting wrecks. He immediately warps off and returns with a Caracal. He starts pounding at me with heavy missiles. Fail for hitting a small target. So I buzz around him for a while, as Khalia warps in, and then another caracal lands and starts trying to hit me. Their attention is divided between Khalia and I, while we buzz around at ridiculous ranges looting and salvaging.

Next, I warp my alt's Orca in to the same room for can tractoring, which apparently annoys them to the point of a Cormorant which had warped in CONCORDING himself by shooting one of our cans. Fail.

RJSanders001 > cowards
Khalia Nestune > rofl
Khalia Nestune > concordokken!
Captain Charismatic > ROFL

Once his pod warps off, a rook comes in, and the other Caracal is replaced by a Drake. At the same time, yet another drake lands. The Rook attemps to Jam us, which is apparently all he can do, while one of the drakes and the Caracal attempt to kill us (again with heavies). Eventually, we're left with the Rook, and one Drake, and a Myrmidon that had just warped in. FINALLY, the Drake puts some drones out, and I decide to be brave and close distance. This being my one mistake for the night. My vigil pops, and I simply go retrieve another from the Orca and keep salvaging. :)

Captain Charismatic > lol 1 vigil for hilarity
Captain Charismatic > this shit is funny
TheRenix1 > Not so fuckng mouthy are you now Charshittic ?
Captain Charismatic > lol
Captain Charismatic > It was a vigil dude. I got 10 more in the orca
Khalia Nestune > yes, one 250k vigil! killer loss!
Captain Charismatic > and also, this shit is funny
Captain Charismatic > Lol. God this is hilarious
nibiruth > What was funny was watching you die to the thing you said wouldn't work
nibiruth > That was hilarious
nibiruth > I don't care about the loot or the salvage
nibiruth > I just wanted to feed you your "wisdome"
Captain Charismatic > Lol
Captain Charismatic > Dude
Captain Charismatic > I'm back at your mission
Captain Charismatic > stealing your shit
nibiruth > Not my mission.
Captain Charismatic > Lol whatever.
nibiruth > Like I said, I don't care about the loot
nibiruth > or the salvage
Captain Charismatic > I orbited you beacuse I wanted to see
Captain Charismatic > I scanned you, saw the web and said whatever
nibiruth > Well, if you don't care, then why are you still here?
TheRenix1 > Wow -- are the guy who invented the game mechanics of Eve because you are an Uber pilot who just fucking died.
nibiruth > Trying to defend you honor that you don't care about?
nibiruth > It's all fun to me too. But you lost to what you said you shouldn't lose too.
Captain Charismatic > lol
TheRenix1 > And little K whatever her name is runs just as good as you do.
bwise86 > DEAD NINJA!
Captain Charismatic > lol
Captain Charismatic > Not really.
Captain Charismatic > We steal all your shit, and it takes a rook, two caracals, a drake, and a mrm to kill a vigil... good job
Khalia Nestune > \o/
Captain Charismatic > Pro tip: I'm in another Vigil, looting your wrecks again.

At this point, they've had enough apparently, and warp in a Tengu, which I blatantly outrun. Khalia does the same, and we continue our work.

The Caracal that's left locks my alt's Orca, for no apparent reason, and starts bumping it.
One of the MR's says this in local:

TheRenix1 > I need a team of non-faction BS ships. Shouldn't take more than 15. Bring a T1 fitted BS with standard ammo. You will lose it and I will pay you back, but we will shut this asshole up.
Uwetsiageya > tell your orca bitch to take something now also
TheRenix1 > We got a douchestick here stealing your salvage and laughing about it.
TheRenix1 > Anybody here know the best way to gank an Orca ?
njimko > Doggy style.
Captain Charismatic > 10 bs

Just lol.

I leave the Orca there, fully tanked and ready for a gank team that NEVER shows up.
The Rook, Tengu, and a Drake lock it randomly and buzz around it while Khalia and I are off dropping off loot, and when I come back in a Rifter, oldfool52, the original MR is at his mission in a PvP fit Thorax. I engage.

He throws medium drones out and I have virtually no tank with this ship (I had simply piloted it and undocked without checking fitting). At this point, he is the only one either of us have aggro on. Seconds later, Khalia warps in, and due to growing armor damage, I warp out.

Khalia Nestune is to be commended here, because he valiantly engages and stalls the Thorax for the nearly 5 minutes that it takes me to retrieve NinjaRaven and fit it with a web to take on the cruiser.

I land, as Khalia's Rifter explodes. I immediately start burning towards the Thorax, who amazingly, and stupidly, starts burning towards me and engages with his drones. Lock, point, web, drones, torpedoes, and the Thorax looses its shield in seconds. Armor however, is more resistant, and suddenly I realize that I haven't engaged my neuts... Dual Neutralizers biting into his capacitor, the cruiser's tank is overcome, and it drops quickly.

Captain Charismatic > old man fool going down

A few seconds after that, the Thorax assplodes, leaving me with various loot, and some T2 drones to pick up.

Of course, both Khalia and I come back and salvage + loot his entire mission, with the Rook and the rest of the fleet unable to do anything but buzz angrily around.

Half an hour later, I get a convo from the rook pilot. I won't edit this, as it's too long, but do read it, as it's probably the funniest part:

[ 2010.03.01 05:47:37 ] TheRenix1 > So ...
[ 2010.03.01 05:47:39 ] TheRenix1 > Ummm
[ 2010.03.01 05:47:43 ] Captain Charismatic > ...
[ 2010.03.01 05:47:45 ] TheRenix1 > don't take this wrong.
[ 2010.03.01 05:47:56 ] TheRenix1 > You're supposed to be charasmatic and all that.
[ 2010.03.01 05:48:00 ] Captain Charismatic > ......
[ 2010.03.01 05:48:06 ] Captain Charismatic > Get to the point?
[ 2010.03.01 05:48:08 ] TheRenix1 > What are you doing ?
[ 2010.03.01 05:48:18 ] Captain Charismatic > Blowing up your corpmate?
[ 2010.03.01 05:48:22 ] TheRenix1 > Is this the best way for you to find this game intersting ?
[ 2010.03.01 05:48:29 ] TheRenix1 > I don't care.
[ 2010.03.01 05:48:29 ] Captain Charismatic > Yes.
[ 2010.03.01 05:48:31 ] Captain Charismatic > It is.
[ 2010.03.01 05:48:42 ] Captain Charismatic > Stealing people's loot and then blowing them up is fun.
[ 2010.03.01 05:48:43 ] TheRenix1 > I'm not here to vent or insult or anything...
[ 2010.03.01 05:48:54 ] Captain Charismatic > Especially when they cry for an hour about it.
[ 2010.03.01 05:49:10 ] TheRenix1 > I'm just trying to think if I played this game like you, it would take way more time and trouble....
[ 2010.03.01 05:49:21 ] Captain Charismatic > So what do you do?
[ 2010.03.01 05:49:25 ] Captain Charismatic > Just mission all the time?
[ 2010.03.01 05:49:38 ] Captain Charismatic > I did the whole carebear thing before.
[ 2010.03.01 05:49:43 ] Captain Charismatic > THat's what the Orca alt is for.
[ 2010.03.01 05:49:47 ] Captain Charismatic > THis is more fun.
[ 2010.03.01 05:50:00 ] TheRenix1 > I don't do that... but I aint' got a niche on the whole PvP either.
[ 2010.03.01 05:50:12 ] Captain Charismatic > Neither do I.
[ 2010.03.01 05:50:14 ] TheRenix1 > I've got some industrial toons who do what they're suposed to do....
[ 2010.03.01 05:50:28 ] Captain Charismatic > I just enjoy making money and blowing up people that think they're safe in highsec.
[ 2010.03.01 05:51:05 ] TheRenix1 > You guys could have taken us....
[ 2010.03.01 05:51:17 ] Captain Charismatic > See, you guys ran around forever in like 8 ships...
[ 2010.03.01 05:51:18 ] TheRenix1 > I was the only one jamming you and the others were pathetic.
[ 2010.03.01 05:51:19 ] Captain Charismatic > FOr 2 vigils.
[ 2010.03.01 05:51:30 ] Captain Charismatic > You were just as bad.
[ 2010.03.01 05:51:38 ] Captain Charismatic > After a while you FINALLY put some drones out.
[ 2010.03.01 05:51:40 ] TheRenix1 > Well, brag on that all you want...
[ 2010.03.01 05:51:44 ] Captain Charismatic > Not bragging.
[ 2010.03.01 05:51:52 ] Captain Charismatic > THis is education on all fronts.
[ 2010.03.01 05:52:05 ] Captain Charismatic > I realized a vigil with an AB can outrun a Tengu.
[ 2010.03.01 05:52:05 ] TheRenix1 > Yeah.
[ 2010.03.01 05:52:18 ] Captain Charismatic > But come on... Next time, bring a T2 frig.
[ 2010.03.01 05:52:21 ] Captain Charismatic > Then we run.
[ 2010.03.01 05:52:33 ] Captain Charismatic > If you had brought a Wolf or something I'd have left you all alone.
[ 2010.03.01 05:52:41 ] TheRenix1 > My t2 frig against your t1 ?
[ 2010.03.01 05:52:42 ] Captain Charismatic > But no... you all brought big ships.
[ 2010.03.01 05:53:17 ] TheRenix1 > Well....
[ 2010.03.01 05:53:29 ] TheRenix1 > Our other problem is we just moved here like a day or two ago.
[ 2010.03.01 05:53:33 ] Captain Charismatic > ...
[ 2010.03.01 05:53:35 ] Captain Charismatic > From where?
[ 2010.03.01 05:54:06 ] Captain Charismatic > I guarantee this will happen to you again. Instead of getting all pissed at us, just continue your mission...
[ 2010.03.01 05:54:31 ] TheRenix1 > it wasn't our mission -- I think we prefer this to a mission.
[ 2010.03.01 05:54:41 ] Captain Charismatic > This?
[ 2010.03.01 05:54:48 ] Captain Charismatic > What is "this"?
[ 2010.03.01 05:55:49 ] TheRenix1 > A good -- fairly annoying, but mostly clean fight against people who do the same thing all the time.
[ 2010.03.01 05:56:14 ] Captain Charismatic > Anyway, piling in T2 and T3 ships isn't the answer...
[ 2010.03.01 05:56:28 ] Captain Charismatic > We're not bad people lol. This is just fun to us.
[ 2010.03.01 05:56:48 ] TheRenix1 > I barely had a chance to move up here, it was the only thing I could think of to protect my gues.
[ 2010.03.01 05:56:59 ] TheRenix1 > guys
[ 2010.03.01 05:57:16 ] TheRenix1 > Most of my shit is sobaseki -- bue we sure couldn't have beaten you on numbers alone.
[ 2010.03.01 05:57:39 ] Captain Charismatic > Mmmmhmm. When fighting something fast like my frig, bring another T1 frig. And tip: that mission.. you can use MWD's in.
[ 2010.03.01 05:57:48 ] Captain Charismatic > You _could_ have caught us.
[ 2010.03.01 05:57:55 ] Captain Charismatic > Was it you that took out my vigil?
[ 2010.03.01 05:58:16 ] TheRenix1 > No, it was Nibiru, I think.
[ 2010.03.01 05:58:38 ] Captain Charismatic > Ah. I was orbiting him because he wasn't hitting me. And tbh, I was not expecting web drones.
[ 2010.03.01 05:58:48 ] Captain Charismatic > I was getting too cocky.
[ 2010.03.01 05:58:54 ] TheRenix1 > He told us early on to get drones.
[ 2010.03.01 05:59:16 ] Captain Charismatic > But the loss of a T1 frig is nothing, which is why we do this in them (and are very willing to lose them).
[ 2010.03.01 05:59:25 ] Captain Charismatic > Well, he's good thinking of that.
[ 2010.03.01 05:59:56 ] TheRenix1 > Alright... well, I appreciate the evening -- smacktalk aside, I think everyone had a good time.
[ 2010.03.01 06:00:14 ] Captain Charismatic > Lol, but your corpmates spent forever bitching about us....
[ 2010.03.01 06:00:41 ] Captain Charismatic > Though....
[ 2010.03.01 06:00:47 ] Captain Charismatic > I'd watch out for a little lol.
[ 2010.03.01 06:01:03 ] Captain Charismatic > We have this habit of wardeccing people with fun corps like yours.
[ 2010.03.01 06:01:17 ] TheRenix1 > Sure -- We expect that now and then.
[ 2010.03.01 06:01:24 ] TheRenix1 > Although....
[ 2010.03.01 06:01:32 ] Captain Charismatic > Good idea. But fitting for PvP is a good idea as well.
[ 2010.03.01 06:01:42 ] Captain Charismatic > Simply throwing a scram on isn't gonna do it.
[ 2010.03.01 06:01:51 ] TheRenix1 > lol
[ 2010.03.01 06:01:55 ] TheRenix1 > OK, whatever...
[ 2010.03.01 06:01:58 ] Captain Charismatic > lol.
[ 2010.03.01 06:02:07 ] Captain Charismatic > Anyway,
[ 2010.03.01 06:02:15 ] Captain Charismatic > it probably won't happen.
[ 2010.03.01 06:02:40 ] Captain Charismatic > And if you ever feel the urge...
[ 2010.03.01 06:02:40 ] TheRenix1 > If you want to wardec or whatever, can I ask you give us a week or so to get situated ? If it happens, can you just let my guys get their shit moved up here ?
[ 2010.03.01 06:03:01 ] Captain Charismatic > Lol. If and when we dec, do you REALLY think we'd let you get ready?
[ 2010.03.01 06:03:09 ] Captain Charismatic > I mean really....
[ 2010.03.01 06:03:39 ] TheRenix1 > You'll have to -- last I checked, you had 24 hours to sell it to your alliance and thena nother 24 hours before I had to give a shit about it.
[ 2010.03.01 06:03:50 ] Captain Charismatic > Lol.
[ 2010.03.01 06:03:57 ] Captain Charismatic > Still, that's less than a week :)
[ 2010.03.01 06:04:01 ] TheRenix1 > I'm only asking to be courtesy.
[ 2010.03.01 06:04:17 ] Captain Charismatic > Yes, us... the looters... coutious....
[ 2010.03.01 06:04:24 ] Captain Charismatic > courtious*
[ 2010.03.01 06:04:43 ] Captain Charismatic > You could always join our corp :)
[ 2010.03.01 06:05:03 ] Captain Charismatic > Last war just ended too... so we're recruiting.
[ 2010.03.01 06:05:20 ] TheRenix1 > lol
[ 2010.03.01 06:05:35 ] TheRenix1 > You better give me a few days to sell that to my guys ...
[ 2010.03.01 06:05:47 ] Captain Charismatic > What?
[ 2010.03.01 06:05:51 ] TheRenix1 > I ain't askin for a week, but they're a little on edge....
[ 2010.03.01 06:06:14 ] Captain Charismatic > lol.
[ 2010.03.01 06:06:26 ] Captain Charismatic > No bets really... I'm writing down the name of the corp
[ 2010.03.01 06:06:39 ] Captain Charismatic > Giving it to our war guy...
[ 2010.03.01 06:06:44 ] Captain Charismatic > If he wants to fight...
[ 2010.03.01 06:06:45 ] Captain Charismatic > meh
[ 2010.03.01 06:06:48 ] Captain Charismatic > we'd have a field day.
[ 2010.03.01 06:06:52 ] Captain Charismatic > 21 members
[ 2010.03.01 06:06:54 ] Captain Charismatic > lol
[ 2010.03.01 06:07:01 ] TheRenix1 > No, you'd be bored out of our mind.
[ 2010.03.01 06:07:14 ] Captain Charismatic > Can't camp stations forever...
[ 2010.03.01 06:07:24 ] Captain Charismatic > But it'd fuck up your schedule for a while.
[ 2010.03.01 06:07:41 ] Captain Charismatic > And attacking that can for concord was just prieless.
[ 2010.03.01 06:07:45 ] TheRenix1 > You're a bigger talker than I am.
[ 2010.03.01 06:07:55 ] Captain Charismatic > Yes, but I also back it up.
[ 2010.03.01 06:08:29 ] TheRenix1 > So let's follow that through.....
[ 2010.03.01 06:08:36 ] Captain Charismatic > Anyway, you should tell your CEO. If he wants time....
[ 2010.03.01 06:08:39 ] TheRenix1 > Assuming I speak for this corp.
[ 2010.03.01 06:08:45 ] Captain Charismatic > Which you don't.
[ 2010.03.01 06:08:55 ] Captain Charismatic > Being there for 4 days and all.
[ 2010.03.01 06:09:00 ] TheRenix1 > But Assuming I did.
[ 2010.03.01 06:09:51 ] TheRenix1 > Then you've got worry about alliances we may have had in the past.
[ 2010.03.01 06:10:04 ] Captain Charismatic > Right...
[ 2010.03.01 06:10:14 ] Captain Charismatic > Look, if they all play like you guys...
[ 2010.03.01 06:10:24 ] TheRenix1 > Sure.
[ 2010.03.01 06:10:28 ] TheRenix1 > You win hands down.
[ 2010.03.01 06:10:39 ] TheRenix1 > Two of you against whatever we can bring.
[ 2010.03.01 06:10:41 ] TheRenix1 > I got that.
[ 2010.03.01 06:10:45 ] TheRenix1 > Go for it.
[ 2010.03.01 06:10:47 ] Captain Charismatic > Lol.
[ 2010.03.01 06:10:54 ] Captain Charismatic > You have 21 members.
[ 2010.03.01 06:11:00 ] Captain Charismatic > Two of us?
[ 2010.03.01 06:11:27 ] TheRenix1 > I'm really finding this whole my epeen is bigger than yours kinda boring.
[ 2010.03.01 06:11:46 ] Captain Charismatic > I never aim to brag.
[ 2010.03.01 06:11:51 ] Captain Charismatic > It's education.
[ 2010.03.01 06:11:53 ] TheRenix1 > We're here....
[ 2010.03.01 06:12:05 ] Captain Charismatic > We're honestly considering it.
[ 2010.03.01 06:12:10 ] TheRenix1 > YOK
[ 2010.03.01 06:12:14 ] Captain Charismatic > Lol.
[ 2010.03.01 06:12:19 ] TheRenix1 > I'm sure I'll find out one way or the other.
[ 2010.03.01 06:12:31 ] Captain Charismatic > You'd bail on your corp?
[ 2010.03.01 06:13:16 ] TheRenix1 > No, I'd get my corp out of Black Rise and still let them do their preferred typeof gameplay.
[ 2010.03.01 06:13:34 ] Captain Charismatic > .... So you'd all run.
[ 2010.03.01 06:13:47 ] Captain Charismatic > We kinda chase people around
[ 2010.03.01 06:14:41 ] TheRenix1 > Then you'd have to chase us.
[ 2010.03.01 06:14:51 ] Captain Charismatic > Lol.
[ 2010.03.01 06:14:54 ] TheRenix1 > 21 vs.-- 200 + ?
[ 2010.03.01 06:14:59 ] Captain Charismatic > That leads to a corp disband.
[ 2010.03.01 06:15:02 ] TheRenix1 > yeah, we'd probably split.
[ 2010.03.01 06:15:10 ] Captain Charismatic > If we dec you, our goal is to destroy your corp.
[ 2010.03.01 06:15:29 ] TheRenix1 > And what I'm supposed to beg ?
[ 2010.03.01 06:15:32 ] TheRenix1 > Go for it.
[ 2010.03.01 06:15:40 ] Captain Charismatic > No, not at all. More tears are a good thing.
[ 2010.03.01 06:16:04 ] TheRenix1 > I thought there might be something in common between the two of us...
[ 2010.03.01 06:16:13 ] Captain Charismatic > There may well be.
[ 2010.03.01 06:16:18 ] Captain Charismatic > Depends.
[ 2010.03.01 06:17:15 ] Captain Charismatic > Khalia Nestune > I am going to recommend these guys as a wardec target for paul
[ 2010.03.01 06:17:32 ] Captain Charismatic > Free PvP training!
[ 2010.03.01 06:18:09 ] Captain Charismatic > So what common ground did you think there was?
[ 2010.03.01 06:19:47 ] TheRenix1 > I guess cuz you were the only one who died. And I've died in the past -- but obviously not to you guys.
[ 2010.03.01 06:19:57 ] Captain Charismatic > Yeah. I don't mind dying.
[ 2010.03.01 06:19:59 ] Captain Charismatic > And btw
[ 2010.03.01 06:20:02 ] Captain Charismatic > khalia died.
[ 2010.03.01 06:20:09 ] Captain Charismatic > While stalling for me.
[ 2010.03.01 06:20:23 ] TheRenix1 > To one of us ?
[ 2010.03.01 06:20:35 ] Captain Charismatic > olld man
[ 2010.03.01 06:20:40 ] Captain Charismatic > or whatever his name was
[ 2010.03.01 06:20:48 ] TheRenix1 > lol
[ 2010.03.01 06:20:56 ] TheRenix1 > Old Man, huh ?
[ 2010.03.01 06:21:05 ] Captain Charismatic > He held him with his rifter while I was getting my Raven.
[ 2010.03.01 06:21:10 ] Captain Charismatic > Oldfool
[ 2010.03.01 06:21:32 ] TheRenix1 > Right. Old Man.... Interesting choice of words.
[ 2010.03.01 06:21:38 ] TheRenix1 > See ya Charisnomatic.
[ 2010.03.01 06:21:39 ] Captain Charismatic > ...
[ 2010.03.01 06:21:43 ] Captain Charismatic > Old Man Star
[ 2010.03.01 06:21:44 ] TheRenix1 > Do what you guys want.
[ 2010.03.01 06:21:45 ] Captain Charismatic > is a system
[ 2010.03.01 06:21:50 ] Captain Charismatic > I thought of it first.


All in all, 1.5 hours of tears, and a boatload of ships trying to kill us, ending with a cruiser kill. Not too bad.
{PS: Sharpless 171 may be getting a dec soon. :)}

Corporation infiltrated, Orca stolen, loot plundered.

Well, it's official, my first foray into corporation infiltration has been a raging success. This will be a very long post.

I'll let the logs speak for themselves. It all starts when I joined recruitment channel to look for a target corp:


[ 2010.02.03 22:56:56 ] Me > 0/
[ 2010.02.03 22:57:51 ] BlackTalon07 > hey hows it going?
[ 2010.02.03 22:58:02 ] Me > where are you guys based?
[ 2010.02.03 22:58:16 ] BlackTalon07 > Yuzier
[ 2010.02.03 22:58:56 ] BlackTalon07 > what are you in interested in?
[ 2010.02.03 22:59:19 ] Me > Well, mission running's a big one, industry...
[ 2010.02.03 22:59:39 ] BlackTalon07 > were a new corp involved primarily in mining but we do have a pvp arm that provides protection,
[ 2010.02.03 22:59:55 ] Me > How big's the PvP part of the corp?
[ 2010.02.03 23:00:38 ] BlackTalon07 > literally being a brand new corp, 3 pvp'ers
[ 2010.02.03 23:01:06 ] Me > Ah. Any of them experienced players? I mean, I don't mind learning, though I wanna stick to industry
[ 2010.02.03 23:02:45 ] BlackTalon07 > sticking with industry would be great, one of our pvp guys are really good, i have been playing for around a year.... and we will have an orca in 14 days

//Okay, so this is where I decide it's worth going for, the Orca is now my target.//

[ 2010.02.03 23:03:21 ] Me > Cool.
[ 2010.02.03 23:03:30 ] Me > Currently I can fly a hulk, and an Orca
[ 2010.02.03 23:03:38 ] Me > T2 strips btw
[ 2010.02.03 23:04:17 ] BlackTalon07 > nice, i only fly a retriever :(
[ 2010.02.03 23:04:33 ] Me > :P
[ 2010.02.03 23:04:43 ] Me > I think I could add to your corp.
[ 2010.02.03 23:05:46 ] BlackTalon07 > cool we would be glad to have you aboard, come on out and put an app in
[ 2010.02.03 23:06:07 ] Me > I might :)
[ 2010.02.03 23:06:44 ] Me > Mind if I stay in this channel?
[ 2010.02.03 23:07:06 ] BlackTalon07 > no problem
[ 2010.02.03 23:07:35 ] Me > Any of your other guys fly hulks?
[ 2010.02.03 23:08:31 ] BlackTalon07 > no another retriever pilot and thats as big as it gets....i stopped training for hulk to get the orca
[ 2010.02.03 23:08:39 ] Me > Ah.
[ 2010.02.03 23:09:08 ] Me > Would you be looking for anyone to lead mining ops?
[ 2010.02.03 23:10:51 ] BlackTalon07 > the other retriever pilot is currently our mining director, he has been asking for a second in command....i know its dumb that the more expierenced be second but i cant just demote him....you could out preform him :)
[ 2010.02.03 23:11:05 ] Me > lol.
[ 2010.02.03 23:12:34 ] Me > If you're looking for a second Orca pilot or something I can do that too.
[ 2010.02.03 23:13:27 ] BlackTalon07 > yea that would be great, be kind of hard to fill it up though atm...
[ 2010.02.03 23:16:16 ] Me > I've been in corps where people share it as a corp orca so it can always be out when one director is off. But that requires some trust, etc.


[ 2010.02.03 23:18:32 ] Me > Lol, I'm not in the habit of stealing orcas.


[ 2010.02.03 23:18:55 ] BlackTalon07 > i hope not :)
[ 2010.02.03 23:19:00 ] Me > lol
[ 2010.02.03 23:19:15 ] BlackTalon07 > what made you leave your old corp?
[ 2010.02.03 23:19:22 ] Me > They moved to 0.0
[ 2010.02.03 23:33:45 ] Me > 5 jumps out.
[ 2010.02.03 23:34:47 ] Me > Just want my app accepted and then I'll move my hulk down
[ 2010.02.03 23:40:39 ] Me > docking
[ 2010.02.03 23:40:45 ] BlackTalon07 > roger
[ 2010.02.03 23:40:54 ] Me > hulk is only 15 jumps out.
[ 2010.02.03 23:41:46 ] Me > app in
[ 2010.02.03 23:42:38 ] BlackTalon07 > Welcome to the corp!

I also kept a record of known facts in a text file:
Day 1
Joined corp through recruit
moved harb and hulk there, as well as the abaddon
made frinds with CEO
learned PvP capabilities of corp - best man in cruiser [lol]
mined for trust.
Have full hangar access.

How I'd rate things:
Probability of attaining Orca - 100%
Probability of corp theft - 100%
Probability of corp deaths - 100%
If I can't get the corp Orca, I'm blowing it up.

CEO known ships: Retriever, Mammoth


//So at this point, I'm figuring out that this will be an easy steal....//

Next morning, I find this in my mail:

accept
From: Mining Director
Sent: 2010.02.04 21:22
To: Me

listen, u have a better mining ship than me, i admit it, good for you
don't think that it makes you minnig director thats my job, i will make u a deal.
listen when black and i talk aout corp things i will allow you to voice your opinion in the conversation. but you have to know that i was with this corp through all the shit that happened and it wasn't 10mil that was stlen it was like 50-75mil, still black is just trying to cover up so every1 doesn;t leave the corp. still
message me back, and please i hope you aren;t one of those guys that is a bitch because he has a hulk

//I then proceed to make friends with this guy, and do missions with him.//

[ 2010.02.06 03:40:22 ] BlackTalon07 > i bought the corps Orca today :) still cant fly it and still need to buy some cargo rigs for it
[ 2010.02.06 03:41:21 ] Me > Well hey, if you want to field it before you can fly it, to do an op or something, I can fly them... But I'm sorta new to the corp for that kinda trust.
[ 2010.02.06 03:42:32 ] BlackTalon07 > its not really that, even if you did fly it it would take forever for us to fill it up since your our only hulk pilot atm

//That's the only really interesting thing about day 2.//

Day 2
Mined for trust for a few hours.
Took mining director on a few higher level missions for trust.
Mining director known ships: Coercer, retriever.



Day 3
Mined for trust (making it look like all I do is rake in ISK).
New member joined corp as miner / fighter, known ships: possible BC pilot, procurer.
Expected take of Orca and assets after CEO logs in (going to ask for Orca to mine all night).


Basically what happened is that the CEO came online, and I convinced him to loan me the Orca for an all night mining session. He then contracted it over. SCORE!

Here are the logs:
[ 2010.02.07 00:43:19 ] BlackTalon07 > we get to use our 360mil toy tonight :)
[ 2010.02.07 00:44:39 ] BlackTalon07 > if i send you the money will you but the large cargo rigs for it?
[ 2010.02.07 00:44:42 ] BlackTalon07 > t1
[ 2010.02.07 00:46:59 ] Teklemut > I'm gonna buy an Industrial ship to buy and bring it along...if you guys put a cargo container out i can take from that and fill up the ships cargo and transport it back aqnd forth to refine or sell
[ 2010.02.07 00:47:14 ] Teklemut > and*
[ 2010.02.07 00:47:23 ] BlackTalon07 > thats what the orca is for :)
[ 2010.02.07 00:47:42 ] BlackTalon07 > its a big industrial ship
[ 2010.02.07 00:47:46 ] Teklemut > alrighty :)

//This was posted in Ninja Alliance Channel.//

2010.02.07 01:00:09 ] Skjordr Longfang > quiet tonight
[ 2010.02.07 01:00:15 ] Me > not for long
[ 2010.02.07 01:06:06 ] Me > Orca recieved from corp CEO, operation blowthemallupandGTFO has been initiated
[ 2010.02.07 01:06:22 ] Skjordr Longfang > goodluck!
[ 2010.02.07 01:06:58 ] Skjordr Longfang > my alt is sitting in a corps pos atm, but cant access anything
[ 2010.02.07 01:06:59 ] Skjordr Longfang > =[
[ 2010.02.07 01:07:09 ] Bel'shamharoth > Treachery! Best served with icecream and explosions.
[ 2010.02.07 01:07:31 ] Me > Assets emptied, ready to kill them all
[ 2010.02.07 01:07:34 ] Me > Undocking
[ 2010.02.07 01:07:39 ] Skjordr Longfang > how much?
[ 2010.02.07 01:08:17 ] Me > Warping
[ 2010.02.07 01:09:26 ] Maddock Krug > 07

//At this point, I warp in, scramming both the Procurer, and the Retriever. Then pop them one at a time, scramming the pods as I go. I pop one pod, but the second (the CEO's) manages to make a quick excape :(.//

Again, posted in Ninja Alliance chat:
[ 2010.02.07 01:10:37 ] Me > BlackTalon07 > what the fuck was that
[ 2010.02.07 01:10:42 ] Me > Me > I have become death, the destroyer of worlds
[ 2010.02.07 01:10:43 ] Paul Clavet > hahahahaha
[ 2010.02.07 01:10:48 ] Skjordr Longfang > lool
[ 2010.02.07 01:10:55 ] Me > Teklemut > goddamn you

Ant that's it. These ones weren't much for tears, and the CEO ragelogged a few minutes later. Suffice is to say, I have a new Orca, a boatload of assets, and that particular corp will probably disband. My conscience is actually screaming at me... But it worked so flawlessly...

For your pleasure, I have uploaded a 5 minute video showing my pillaging of all assets, and the small fight that resulted (fullscreen it to see things):

Dax Quinn Meets NinjaRaven / NinjaRaven's first kill

It had been a slow day in Dodixie, and I was winding down, just hoping to loot a few fields before the end of the day. Our fleet was slowly scanning and working through some hits. The call went out from Zarago Vamiska to join him at a large-ish field of wrecks. I immediately warped in, and found a Dominix shooting at some NPC's. I sauntered up, and grabbed a nice juicy 1200mm artillery gun.

He immediately locked and fired, and I made a strategic withdrawal to assume control of NinjaRaven. Once docked, I swapped for my untested ship, and proceeded to undock as fast as the station would let me. Once out, I entered warp, arriving on the first gate with ~10 min left on the counter.

Going through the next few gates was tedious, as I watched the timer go down from 10 to 5 minutes, it was going to be relatively close.

I activated the final gate with 4 minutes to spare, arriving on the field shortly after. Two of my other fleetmates were already there, ready to assist with extra damage and remote repair - the mission runner had locked and fired on all 3 of us surprisingly.

It took several tense moments to lock him, but within a few seconds, he was pointed, and torpedoes were raining onto his shield. Only something was wrong, I wasn't getting the hits I was expecting.. A quick check showed I had loaded the wrong type of damage for his tank. Seconds later, my launchers were back up, this time launching Inferno torpedoes. These worked quite effectively...
>Your group of Caldari Navy Inferno Torpedo hits Dak Quinn [CSPAM](Dominix), doing 3201.6 damage.

Seconds later, he popped, giving NinjaRaven its first kill, and dropping a bit of loot in the process.

Killmail is here:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=9354288